If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

10 Jul 2010

Vuvuzelas Not Annoying Enough

Now that the football world has got used to vuvuzelas and no longer find them so annoying, the South African public have decided to up the ante. Bizarro has discovered that the fans are planning a surprise for the football world in the final, with a new range of annoying noise-making props. These are a few of the more surprising items we were told about.

  • Crying children (buy them an an ice cream then throw it on the floor to get them started)
  • An actual swarm of bees
  • Hundreds of Boomboxes all playing white noise
  • Celine Dion
  • A small jet Engine
  • A team of plumbers to work on the undersoil heating system during the match
  • Joe Pesquale
Bizarro is not looking forward to this final.

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