If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

2 Jul 2010

Sven's Back!

Using our wide network of sources at the World Cup, we've obtained a transcript of what went on at half time in the Ivory Coast dressing during their match against North Korea.

Drogba - Ok boys. We're 2-0 up, but we need at least 8 goals and hope that Brazil do us a favour. We need to really go for it in the second half.
Sven - Woah there Didier. Lets not get too hasty. The important thing is to keep it tight at the back, and the chances will eventually come.
Drogba - But we need goals!?
Sven - We can't risk letting one in. Eboue, you're making too many forward runs. I need you to sit back and protect the defence.
Eboue - But...
Sven - And Yaya, stop shooting. It means we lose possession. Just go for the easy sideways or backwards pass.
Drogba - So how exactly are we going to get those 8 goals!
Sven - Look, I'm the manager, I know what I'm doing. Now let's get onto important matters. Didier, you're team-mates with Ashley Cole. Do you think you can introduce me to his soon-to-be ex-wife?

at
Labels: , ,

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)