If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

1 Jul 2010

North Korea Celebrates Win

This report comes straight from the North Korean News Network
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Our brave boys arrived back home as heroes after emerging victorious in the World Cup Final. Footage of their 1-0 victory over Brazil was played repeatedly on the National TV channel.

Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-il takes full credit for the victory. As we all know he used his invisible telephone to send instructions to the coach and also personally taught the players everything they know. It's common knowledge that our Dear Leader invented the stepover, the flip-flap and the rebona. These were later adoped as the trademark moves of Denilson, Ronaldinho and Pele respectively, but we all know where they originated from. And of course let's not forget the Jong-il turn, which was shamelessly stolen by the dastardly Johan Cruyff.

This is another imperious victory for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea as we showed the world that we are the greatest nation on the planet.
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