If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

3 Jul 2010

Dutch Glee

The Dutch were in high spirits after making the World Cup Semi-Final for the first time since 1998. We caught up with Dirk Kuyt to get his reaction.

BWC - So the celebrations must have been amazing last night. Not many teams come from behind to beat Brazil.
Kuyt - Yes, it was a good win, but we didn't celebrate much. Arjen is still upset with me for not giving back his Glee Box set. I lent it to Wesley without asking him, and Wesley's gone and lost it. How did I know that would happen?
BWC - Yeah, Robin Van Persie told us something about this a few days ago...
Kuyt - Don't talk to me about him. He thinks he's above everyone now that he's the Dance Dance Revolution champion. I mean he's a good dancer, but there's no need to have his head in the clouds.
BWC - So it sounds like there is some discord in the Dutch camp...?
Kuyt - I should say so. Arjen took Nigel and Johnny to watch the new Hannah Montana film at the cinema and din't invite us along. What's that about? They know I love Hannah Montana. That's just plain mean. So that's why Wesley and me have come up with our own goal celebration. That will show them all!
BWC - I see. Well this puts it all in perspective. The victory over Brazil is even more impressive when you consider that all of this was going on in the background.

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