If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

9 Jun 2010

Sven's Hit List

After the popularity of Sven's Talent Report last week, we approached Sven for some more inside information. This time he gave us a report of the top players who will be on his radar whilst in South Africa.


1. Caroline Celico (Kaka)
Positive - Very joung and very beautiful.
Negative - Happily married. Although that's never stopped me before.


2. Cheryl Cole/Tweedy (Ashley Cole)
Positive - Looks like she has split from her sexaholic husband.
Negative - Maybe she will not want another sexaholic right now


3. Eva Gonzalez (Iker Casillas)
Positive - Beauty pageant winner.
Negative - Her on/off relationship with Casillas might mean she won't come to South Africa.


4. Toni Poole (John Terry)
Positive - She wants revenge!
Negative - She married someone like John Terry.


5. Irina Shayk (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Positive - Another beauty pageant winner!
Negative - There are none!
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9 June 2010 at 15:44

    further research needed. google filter settings changed. fap.

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