If you're bored of all the same articles appearing on all the serious football websites, this is the place to come for a more light-hearted view of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I should also point out that everything on the blog is complete fantasy, so shouldn't be taken seriously.

25 Jun 2010

Italy Out!

Following the success of England's rag-tag squad of old-timers, Italy decided to try and get in on the action. Out of retirement came Vieri, Baggio, Vialli, Maldini, Donadoni, Schillaci, Baresiand out of the tournament went Italy. 


They still had their footballing skills but it seems that with age, they had lost their ability to cheat. Gone were the niggly fouls, time-wasting, ref hounding and rough-housing of any skilful players on the opposite side. These are essential skills for any Italian team, so it was no surprise when they ended the tournament in last place, below even New Zealand.


There was even a point when Franco Baresi kicked the ball out for a throw, and didn't appeal for the throw to be given his way. How the mighty have fallen.

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