Oraganisational Confusion

There was mass confusion in South Africa today as the World Cup organisers sent the Slovenian, Slovakian and Serbian squads to the wrong base camps. When a FIFA representative finally came out to talk to the assembled press about this embarrassing failure, he was a little less apologetic than we were expecting.

“Look, they are all Eastern European countries that begin with an S and end in an A. Do you think you could do any better? I mean seriously, look at these flags. Can you tell me which one is which?”

At which point we had to all admit that we couldn’t, but that it wasn’t our job to do so. Surely they could have put a bit more care into their preparations?

“Come on guys, everyone knows none of these teams will win it, so does it really matter you puts them out?”

You can’t argue with logic like that….