After the success of the two extra officials in the Europa Cup, (after 842 games, one of them finally helped the ref give corner instead of a goal kick) Sep Blatter and Michel Platini have decided that more officials is the way forward. The World Cup will now feature 33 officials per match, with 1 following each player, 10 positioned around the pitch to spot when the ball crosses the line, and of course the head referee to coordinate them all.
Mr Blatter responded to criticism of his plan by telling all the incredulous managers, players and assembled press that they should stop living in the past and embrace the future. In any case, there was nothing they could do about it as he had bribed a lot of people to get to where he was, and he wasn't going to let common sense get in his way now.
Is that before or after he bans women from playing professional football for not having large breasts?
ReplyDeletethere are enough tits in the men's game already.
ReplyDeleteLol. True.
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